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The Teach Pre

from by The Peach Tree



Farmer Joe And The Ignorant Corpses’ request was so eloquently put it shall be quoted to describe this track:

“FJIC requests a song titled Teach Pre and would like the lyrics to refer back to whatever was happening in the mind of the author while writing the preceding line (in the case of the first - it would be what was in the author’s mind whilst writing down the title). We wish the music to have an “oompah” tuba bass, like unto a Polka, but apart from this bass the music should in no way resemble an actual Polka. Something in an F#, perhaps.

This is a bizarre idea, and therefore we support it.”

After a little rumination it was decided that “Whatever was happening in the mind of the author” was “The Teach Pre, The Teach Pre… What the fuck does that mean?”

And thus a story was built around it in the form of lyrics spoken by a computer.


I went to do my first live show
In a place called Ace Morning on Sydney Rd.
What did I see when I looked on the chalkboard?
Instead of “The Peach Tree” they’d written me backwards.
The Teach Pre, The Teach Pre… What the fuck does that mean?
How can I entertain with conditions like these?

Damn you Farmer Joe and your Ignorant Corpses,
I suspect you played a hand in these circumstances.
Pranksters ‘til die but a bloody good band,
This request goes to them in their bizarre music land.


from Requests, released December 27, 2011
Angus Maiden - Everything

Requested by Farmer Joe And The Ignorant Corpses




The Peach Tree Melbourne, Australia

The solo project of Angus Maiden, musician / writer / producer from Melbourne Australia. The antithesis of autotune, Angus' voice is both flawed and poignant, accompanied by a swirl of melody and beats ranging in style from death metal to psytrance, with a gamut of genres in between. ... more

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